NOLLYWOOD!!!

Wassup Wassup! :D

Hope you all enjoyed your Easter. Well I didn’t. Yeah! Yeah!! Moving on. This week’s post is on our one and only ‘NOLLYWOOD’. Before i start, please allow me to laugh......ROTFLMAO. Yes. know I know, we all hate Nigerian movies, (or a lot of us tho) because we think they are annoying and all that. But I would admit, they are very funny, in a very stupid dead way! To be honest, some are actually really nice, but others, smh LOL!

From their ridiculous movie titles, e.g. My Best Enemy, My Last Enemy, Lady Gaga, Ben 10 ,Finding Goodluck, Beyonce and Rihanna....*sigh* to the unecessary length or additions to most of them. Why do they make movies to part 5? WHY????

Then the script or story writers, hmm, stupid empty stolen storyline, no originality and most are just annoying. 80% of the actors and actresses are either fake, amateurs, or just over act!

It’s just sad that they give us movies with the same storyline which are entirely predictable with no professionalism at all; and they expect us to buy such!

I know they can do better, I’m not saying they should copy and do exactly what the Americans are doing, but the crap they are giving us is just appalling.

Now to the editors, what do they pay them for? *confused look*. I watched a movie one time where the guy was having his bath and he was tying a towel, like WTH! Didn’t dey see that part? Why didn’t they just show his upper body? Also, their criminal scenes with their fake guns and funny gunshots! Hahaha! The bullet has not touched the person o, but the person is already on the floor, dead!

Honestly, I just wonder where in God’s name do they get their actors and actresses! Don’t they watch their movies? I’m talking about the producers and directors now! Some of these movies actually have good props and costumes and all that but every other thing, FAIL!!

Then to the local movies, they are just too diabolical, what are we supposed to learn from them?!

On a more serious note, people would think Nigerians are all about black magic/jazz, prostitution, fraud and armed robbery. Why can’t they make a movie that would show our positive qualities? Plus why can’t our teenagers have their own movie or series?  Where are all the creative writers, directors, producers, actors/actresses?

This is it, we are tired of all the B.S. The movie industry in Nigeria is just a big joke! We want good movies that would actually teach us something and entertain us. We have many talented individuals, young and old; we have a lot of people that studied these things in school. Why do they keep using fake amateurs that have poor diction and accent? I really hope they improve.

Ok, I would stop here! Hope you all enjoyed this post. Please feel free to comment. Have a lovely weekend. Thanks! :)